TMI Tuesday

1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
I'm going with Rocknrolla which, honestly, I really enjoyed. I love British movies like that and esp movies by Guy Ritchie. Why Guy Ritchie? Because then he can get money and that stupid bitch Madonna won't get it.


2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
I love anything gummy or chewing (insert joke here), but just give me movie theater butter popcorn and a soda and I'm totally a happy girl.

3. Have you ever snuck in 'outside' food into a theater?
Who hasn't? I think that's just a way of life. I haven't done it recently though. Maybe I should and it'll bring back my stealing side.


4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
No not even in High School. I think well, it's kind of tacky to make out in a theater crowded with people. Now if there are just like 10 or so scattered people, sure. Make it happen.


5. What is the 'farthest' you have gone in a theater?
Well this one redneck dude that my friend tried to set me up with in like 9th grade tried to go down my pants. I was like "umm.. hellll naw" I don't think so douche. I think he was too short and his arms too short oh and my pants too tight for him to try anything.


Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
Ummm.. I honestly don't remember. So I'm thinking if I don't remember that ones that I was like, "oh that's hot" were not that memorable.

random

All I have to say is, I love this man. I really do. I know that we butt heads on a few things, mostly political views, but seriously, I will fight to keep whatever it is that we have, around. Whatever spark (and I hate that word) is here, I will not let it go out. However, I am not the only one in this so I know it's not just up to me. Note to any of my friends that read this, don't invite us to spend the night anywhere b/c we will have sex somewhere in your house.

On friday night, we had sex on the couch downstairs in my cousin's house. Her one roommate was up and down all night going around into the kitchen. I wouldn't have cared if he had walked in on us. I just don't give a shit. Our sex life is that spectacular.

Inauguration 2009!!!

So I decided that since Al Gore is in DC and that's where the inauguration.. the historic inauguration is going to be held, that I wanted to be there. They were saying that upwards of 4 million people could be there. Al and I think AT LEAST 2 million. So, here is a re-cap of my weekend.

Friday: I drove out to Philly to meet Al and to go see Adele at the Theater of the Living Arts. The venue was pretty cool. It was an old movie theater and the downstairs part was sloped. There was a balcony and all around the left side and the back. That's where Al and I were. Adele is amazing. She is just so normal with an amazing voice. It's so soulful. We had a great time there. It was really really really cold though. I think we only walked 3(ish) blocks to my car and that sucked.

We then spend Friday night and Saturday at my cousin and her boyfriend's house. It was fine. They have a 4 bedroom house and they have two roommates. They have 2 dogs and 3 cats. Al and I were supposed to sleep up in their room and we just couldn't do it. We went into their bedroom and there were 2 cats in there. We just looked at the cats and were like.. Ummm.. yeah. No we'll sleep downstairs.

Well let's just say that I didn't sleep a whole lot that night. the couch was pretty uncomfortable. So we drove home on Sat. but stopped at the King of Prussia mall. We found this amazing coat. It was a Ralph Lauren, black coat that looked AMAZING on me. I wanted it so badly, but I didn't want to spend the money on it. However, it looked so good on me that Al bought if for me. Ok.. you know what? Al Gore and I are officialy a thing so you knkow what? I'm going to call him by his first name. Michael.

Ok.. so Michael bought it for me and I love him for me. It was amazing looking and I can't wait to wear it to my interviews down in DC.

TMI Tuesday!

1. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
9. I don't think that you should ever be at a 10. I think you should constantly keep trying to make it better. This doesn't mean that every sexual encounter should be better than the last or that it HAS to be better. Just that you should make sure that your partner is satisfied and that most importantly, you are. I have met a man that does it for me. That satisfies my body and my mind.


2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Well I think that's pretty hot honestly. That the passion is just so great that you need to shove me against a wall to be able to kiss me that hard. That's just hot.


3. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
Well, honestly, the ex actually drove from New Orleans all the way up to where we lived (13 hours I think) no maybe more.. let me google it real quick. Wow.. 17 hours. Ok so he drove 17 hours just so that he could be back with me and sleep in the same bed as me. I thought that was really sweet.


4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
On my parent's sailboat. We were on top of the back part of the boat directly over top of where my father sleeps. It was hot.
We also had sex, outback of my parent's house (although they have a 7' high fence) by the pool in the hot sun. That was a big sweaty, awesome mess.

5. How do you liked to be kissed?
Ok, Al Gore and I just made out, while blazed, while listening to music. IT was sooooo hot. I love kissing. I think it is amazing and a very important way to connect. I like to be kissed every way, but like big and sloppy. Who wants that?



Bonus (as in optional):Most embarrassing sexual moment?
God... well I guess getting caught. Also, maybe "farting' during sex too. But like a vag fart. I know, I just don't like the word that people use to describe that act.

People I want to be friends with

This is a list of celebrities that I want to be my friend.

1. Common
2. Tim Gunn
3. Mos Def
4.

Happy Rant

Ok.. so really, I just posted that blog last night. Then Al Gore and I smoked a little and started to talk. He started to talk. Not so much me. Well it turns out that he actually can make a commitment. HOWEVER... he does not like the terms of boyfriend/girlfriend. He also had to make it very clear that he was never getting married. I also feel the same way. I don't think that I ever need to get married and we both do not want children. We have these amazing weekends and then go our own ways back to our own houses.

I'm drifting from the conversation. Anyway, he decided that we should move into his place. His lease is up in April and he has an awful roommate. We have an amazing time together and honestly, it freaked me the fuck out.

Here he was telling me, "you were asking me for commitment and here it is. This is what I can offer you." Honestly, I mean, I was just looking for him to call me his girlfriend and that I could call him my boyfriend. He just upped it a few notches by asking me to move in. He was like "this is what you want isn't it? isn't it?" It's really big of him to even do this b/c everyone that he has loved in the past has left him in one way or another. So I can't really call him my boyfriend, yet I'm going to be living with him?

I am really scared b/c honestly I wanted to do this anyway. I want to move. I want to be in a city. I am ready for this. I have a few things that I need to take care of though. I need to get divorced. How about that one?

So that's the update. I'm nervous about what my friends and family are going to say. I'm scared of what my parent's are going to say. I mean, I'm going to be less then 2 hours away and when they are in Annapolis we can always drive out to see them. I just think that they'll miss me. I'll miss seeing the kids, but maybe they can come down and spend a weekend with me.

Yeah. I think I have a boyfriend! I think I'm about ready to move. Life really is pretty great. Oh and he spend a few hours last night figuring out our finances and I think he's really underestimating what it's going to cost.

yeah. New chapter in my life.

Rant

Ok, I need to vent before I'm going to go insane. Al Gore is currently in the kitchen cooking us dinner. I am down at his place. So we go to Costco and then to Giant for dinner stuff well really food stuff for this weekend in general. So for some reason he starts into why he's not into commitment and how he has done it in the past and it hasn't worked out and then him and whomever go their separate ways and then never talk to each other and end up angry.

Ok.. WHAT THE FUCK!?! Him and I do everything together that a "couple" does. We stay over at each other's houses. We hold hands in public. We hold hands in the car. We kiss. HE SAYS HE LOVES ME! I say it back. We make plans for the future like weekend plans a few weeks ahead. We got each other Christmas gifts. He was with me over Thanksgiving and Christmas. He has called me his girlfriend to a couple of people including my sister.

What the fuck is his issue? Apparently he was able to commit to his last girlfriend and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that. The last girlfriend was just over a year ago. Like what the fuck? I am honestly, NO we are honestly fucking spectacular together.

I am about to go off so I had to write this. I'm sure I'm going to bring it up. As soon as that conversation was over I was all quiet. We had a hot dog at Costco and he says, "I think that hot dog messed us both up." Then he'll ask about "am I ok? Is everything alright? Are you alright?" No fuckface. I am not ok. I am about to dump your ass b/c you can't fucking commit. You can't see what a fucking wonderful couple we would make. But you know what? You won't know b/c it'll never happen. I'm about to leave and tell you to take your fucked up fear of commitment which apparently just shows up with me and go fuck yourself.

Cute Things the Kids Say

My oldest sister has 3 kids. Currently they are 5, 6 and 7, but my oldest niece is going to be 8 in about 20 days. I decided that they are saying way too many cute things for me not to write them down to share with them later. So here it is. I will keep adding to it.


1/3/8: I get a call from my oldest niece, M.S.J.D (yes those are her initials) and she just wants to talk. She tells me that she isn't feeling well. That her head hurts, her arms, hurt, her legs hurt and her tummy hurts. Then she says something about wanting to talk to someone. I asked her where her brother and sister were and she said that her brother, the 6 year old, "well he's in Kindergarten so he won't understand what I'm saying."

Then I get my mom on the phone, grammy, and we are on a 3 way call with here. M.S.J.D. goes on to say that now her neck is starting to hurt so my mom and i think it's her glands. My mom tells her that she must just have a flu bug and M.S.J.D. goes, "well can I go get a shower and wash it off?" Awww.. so cute. She thinks flu bug is just that. A bug that you can get rid of. We explain that it's not a real bug and she goes "oh so it's inside of me?"

She is so dear.

2) This happened a while ago. I was picking M.S.J.D. up from her house and bringing her to my mom and dad's and we were talking in the car and she was so excited. My mom has a poodle named Lucile but we all call her Lucy. M.S.J.D was all excited and goes, "and we get to see Lucy the seal." So cute.

3) M.S.J.D. and my youngest niece, E.E.D. were helping me get ready in the morning for work and I wear tongs. I think it was E.E.D, but I'm not entirely sure, but she asked me why my "butt was eating my underwear" or maybe it was something like, "where's the rest of your panties?"

I know there have been a ton more and I can't remember them. I will write them down from now on though.

TMI Tuesday

First TMI Tuesday of the year!! Yeah!

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don't get along with?
100% alone. I am ok being on my own. I'll talk to myself and answer back. My Nanna talked to herself and would always say, "at least I'm talking to High Society." I'd be just fine.


2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
I guess me walk in on them. I think if they walked in on me, they'd be horrified at the things that go on.

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
Nipple slip for sure. I love my breasts and that includes my nipples. They are perfect!


4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
Well I have gone aprox 5 years having sex just once and that was ok. However, now that I'm getting sex and it's great sex, I wouldn't want to give that up. I'd have to honestly say, ouch... give up the internet.


5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
Well honestly, since I think true love is a myth, then I'd go with a million dollars. How about a million dollars after taxes too. I think we have several people in our life that change us in a certain way are great loves, but not a true love.


Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Good ol missionary. You could lay with your ass on a pillow or with your legs out to the side or up by his head.