Text Messages

Ok.. so here are 2 text messages verbatim from Al Gore. Now he is strictly a FWB (freinds with benefits) so he shouldn't be sending me these. Just saying. Does anyone have an opinion on if this is alright for a FWB to send?

TEXT 1
Oh Sweetheart, I am sorry today was crappy. I will make it up to you next weekend. If you aren't doing anything Friday, come up early and snuggle with me. I promise to help you feel better. Now get some sleep and relax that pretty face. G'night beautiful.


TEXT 2
Hey, all I know is it was a crappy day for you, so it needs to, karmically, be made right. And I don't like my reputation for only giving 5 minute backrubs with you, cause I am the backrub king, Baby! :) We'll talk later if you are tired.

Ok.. for real. He is kind of high maintenance. No that's not really right. I guess he's more take then give. Selfish, but not really. Selfish b/c I love to give it to him. Love to make him feel relaxed and comfortable. So I'll scratch or massage his back for a little while anyway, maybe 15 mins, and maybe, for every 5 I give, he gives me one for about 5 mins. I know it sounds bad. Just trust me, it's not like I think he's using me.

Or maybe he is. Maybe this is just a really good game that he has going on. I really would like to think that it's not. I am just so skeptical of everyone's intentions.

Oh.. so the bbq I was at on Friday with my co-workers, the one girl's boyfriend wants to set me up with one of his friends. My work friend says this guy is 28, Dominican and hardly speaks English. Ummmm.. seriously, I'll have to pass. I can't speak Spanish and how much fun is it for my friend to translate? Plus, I can't deal with dating BS. I have enough issues on my own!